Brady Says League Has Not Contacted Him
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The monosyllabic New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and his polysyllabic quarterback Tom Brady claimed to be united in mysterious unknowing.
Both said they were utterly baffled as to how their team came into possession of 11 footballs that had been deflated below the N.F.L.
standard for Sunday’s A.F.C. championship game against the Indianapolis
Colts. Such balls, admittedly beloved by Brady, are easier to pass, to
catch and to run with than the standard balls of the oblong variety.
None of the Colts’ footballs were other than of regulation weight.
Belichick
stepped first to the lectern in the Patriots’ press bunker Thursday
morning. He has perfected his Gollum-pulled-blinking-into-the-light
routine. With his matted, graying hair, his old jeans, his shirt sleeves
rolled up under an old blue Patriots windbreaker, and his perpetually
pained expression, he appeared to have wandered with great reluctance
out of his football cave.
“Um, I had no knowledge whatsoever of this situation,” he began with a grimace.
“I have no explanation,” he added with a grimace.
“I’ve told you everything I know,” he concluded with a grimace.
Belichick,
who harbors an abiding love of control, allowed that he has learned a
lot about how footballs are weighed and used in games crucial to the $10
billion industry known as pro football. This crash course forced him to
delve into the intricacies of the “inflation range situation” and to
clarify his team’s “ball security philosophy.”
“I’ve
learned a lot more about this process in the last three days,”
Belichick said, “than I knew or have talked about it in the last 40
years.”
Isn’t continuous learning what life is all about?
Belichick
suggested that Brady, like most quarterbacks, knew and cared far more
about the woof and feel of the game football than the coaches did.
“Tom’s
personal preferences in his footballs are something he can talk about
in much better detail and information than I could possibly provide,”
Belichick said.
This
sounded as if the coach had rolled his quarterback under the team bus.
But Brady, who over the years has played Curly to Belichick’s dour Moe,
sounded blithely unaffected when he walked into the same press bunker
six hours later.
When asked about this controversy by a radio host on Monday, Brady giggled at the absurdity of it.
He
took a different stance Thursday, striving for wide-eyed candor as he
stepped to the lectern in late afternoon. He had a growth of beard and a
woolen Patriots cap, a sweatshirt and slacks; he affected nervous ease.
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist,” he said. “I don’t know what happened. I have no explanation for it.”
Reporters
do what they sometimes do when they want to embarrass themselves, which
is to hyperventilate and demand that the quarterback address the
children of America and assure them that he is not a cheater. Brady more
or less politely declined this offer. He noted that while the integrity
of the N.F.L. mattered greatly to him, this matter was not quite of the
same magnitude as medieval ISIS sweeping into central Iraq. Current
events in the real world? Touché!
This
said, Brady offered little more than a friendlier, more articulate
version of his boss’s grumpy brick wall. Brady acknowledged that he had
in the past said that he preferred softer footballs. But, he said, he
never had in mind illegal deflation.
“I didn’t alter the balls in any way,” he said.
“When I felt them,” he said of the balls he picked for the game, “they were perfect. I wouldn’t want anyone touching those.”
So,
how did it happen? Who tampered with the ball? And why didn’t Brady,
with his athlete’s practiced and granular touch, notice that the balls
were lighter or softer than normal? To all of these questions, Brady —
whose control of his domain is more or less total — offered a rhetorical
shrug. He had, he said, other things on his mind, like crossing routes
and rushing linebackers.
Perhaps
his most striking acknowledgment came toward the end, when Brady said
the N.F.L. had yet to talk with him. It has been four days since the
league discovered the problem.
Industrious as ever, those league investigators.
Belichick,
too, allowed himself a parenthetical grouse. “It’s unfortunate,” he
said, “that this is a story is coming off of two great playoff
victories. But again we’ve been cooperative with the N.F.L.
investigation.”
The
coach, however, trailed history behind him like a dusty cloud. In 2007,
his aides were found to have secretly taped and decoded the defensive
signals used by the Jets’ coaches. For this, the N.F.L. fined Belichick
$500,000, fined his team $250,000, and stripped it of a first-round
draft pick.
(It’s
worth noting that this Jets team, characteristically, posed no threat
to the Patriots. It finished 2007 with a 4-12 record.)
As
penance for that offense, Belichick was supposed to make a public
breast of his transgressions. He instead issued a printed statement and
declined to elaborate. When the league complained, he went doe-eyed. “I
said I would address it,” he said. “I don’t think that was deceptive.”
Commissioner
Roger Goodell said afterward that he felt misled. As Goodell has
established himself as an expert on the subject of being misled, I’m
inclined to believe him. Goodell’s people now are leading the
investigation into Belichick and presumably are not predisposed to go
easy on the Earl of Foxboro. Except, well, you could go broke betting
upon the investigative acumen of these private eyes.
Belichick
— who as he spoke was backed by an unfortunate “Gillette #Flexball”
graphic — insisted he took pride in making his practice footballs as
gooey and unpleasant to hold as possible.
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